I still like the old joke ...

A man and his wife are at a diner eating dinner at the counter, and a cowboy comes walking in. He walks up to the counter, swings a leg over the stool, and lets one rip.

The man stands up and says, "Sir! How dare you fart before my wife!?"

The cowboy takes his hat off, looks at her, and says, "Shucks ma'am, I'm awful sorry. I didn't realize we was taking turns."

In response to this post by ElbertoHokie

Posted: 02/16/2016 at 4:48PM

How many days/weeks/months/never did it to take you -- ElbertoHokie 02/16/2016 3:45PM

When it's her she can't blame my cooking because I don't ** -- VaAkita 02/16/2016 11:31PM

No. Just No. ** -- hokieonceremoved 02/16/2016 10:22PM

She went first, twice, in the first week! ** -- B777Fr8Dog 02/16/2016 9:10PM

My wife had a very strict "no farting allowed" rule early in our -- Hokieman1987 02/16/2016 7:57PM

Never...I'm over 40, and you know, never trust a fart over 40 ** -- MADHOKIE 02/16/2016 6:56PM

A month. Any longer than that just gets too painful. ** -- ElbertoHokie 02/16/2016 5:28PM

Never...but coincidentally our dog farts his ass off when I'm around. ** -- VT Pops 02/16/2016 5:19PM

Pretty quick, I can remember -- VaTechie 02/16/2016 5:13PM

I still like the old joke ... -- Nova Hokie 95 02/16/2016 4:48PM

True story... -- Tank 02/16/2016 4:40PM

Bless your heart, Tank. ** -- BG Hokie 02/16/2016 4:47PM

Don't remember but I'm annoyed that she still gets annoyed when a rip one -- BG Hokie 02/16/2016 4:25PM

And if she's like most other wimminz, she's not scared to float -- reestuart 02/17/2016 08:53AM

½ hour. ** -- Major Kong 02/16/2016 4:14PM

The Dutch Oven happened fairly quickly...maybe a month or so? ** -- Tuckahokie 02/16/2016 3:47PM

I still like the old joke ...

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